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[tongueamok]

Hello, this is Carlisle. I mean, it's not Carlisle as in I'm actually answering you right now, so if you're trying to reply to me at the second, you should probably save your breath because I'm not really here. This is some kind of a recording of my voice, but this is my communicator. I'm going to assume these devices are as common here as they are in other places — not my world, but others, ones more technologically advanced than where I come from— so if you'd like to leave me a message, then you may do so here, or er... Right. Here is fine. So just leave yo— [beep]

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[tongueamok]

I assume you'll alert me should the house burn down.

[Maybe. Spoiler: he's not back the next day. Or the next. Either he's dropping in when no one is around, or he's not coming home at all. His pet nug seems to be getting fed though, so it must be the former.]

[avephoenix]

Well, yes. Don't want you to find out by walking into a charred living room.

[tongueamok]

So long as my room and my plants are safe, you are Kate are welcome to do with the rest of the house as you please.

[Like they wouldn't anyway.]

[avephoenix]

Carlisle. If the house burns down, it won't be because of me, so I can't guarantee your room or your plants will be safe. I'm superhuman, not psychic. I can't predict fires.

[tongueamok]

[... Not sure if joking or serious.]

If the house burns down, get my plants out. And my rabbit. Kate will be fine.

[avephoenix]

[Cue evil laughter. With Faith, you never know.]

Depends what room I'm in. Might be I only get the chance to save Crow.

[tongueamok]

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Crow?

[avephoenix]

Yep. Crow.

[What?]

[tongueamok]

Crow.

[Just going to make sure he read that right.]

[avephoenix]

C R O W. Crow

:)

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[tongueamok]

That's a smiling face, isn't it? Why are you smiling?

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[tongueamok]

And what do you mean, Crow? The talking bird Crow?

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[tongueamok]

THAT Crow? What about that Crow? Why would he be in our house?

Done

[tongueamok]

Is THAT why I found those feathers in my mug a week ago?

glorious lmao

[avephoenix]

Do you know any other Crow? :P

Crow sleeps in a little bed in my room! Comes and goes through the window whenever he likes. I can't account for the feathers in your mug, I'm not in the house all the time! He's a free bird, does what he wants, real sweetheart. Love him to death and back!

[tongueamok]

YOU CANNOT JUST INVITE BIRDS TO LIVE WITH US, FAITH.

[avephoenix]

Really? Because I did. A few months ago

[tongueamok]

[There's a gap in time between her message and when he replies. That's probably him fuming on the other side.]

I had better not find him anywhere near my things.

[Also, he's not coming home tonight either. Maybe because there's a wild, ravenous bird in the house somewhere.]

[avephoenix]

Well that's nice and all, but it's not me you should tell that to, it's him!