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Apr. 3rd, 2015 08:13 pm
tongueamok: (➣ this just got very heavy indeed)
[personal profile] tongueamok
Hello, this is Carlisle.

I mean, it's not Carlisle as in I'm actually answering you right now, so if you're trying to reply to me at the second, you should probably save your breath because I'm not really here. This is some kind of a recording of my voice, but this is my communicator. I'm going to assume these devices are as common here as they are in other places — not my world, but others, ones more technologically advanced than where I come from— so if you'd like to leave me a message, then you may do so here, or er...

Right. Here is fine. So just leave yo—

[beep]

Date: 2016-12-04 10:38 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (half a bottle of jumbo champagne)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Well, yes. Don't want you to find out by walking into a charred living room.

Date: 2016-12-04 10:58 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (your friend who was on fire)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Carlisle. If the house burns down, it won't be because of me, so I can't guarantee your room or your plants will be safe. I'm superhuman, not psychic. I can't predict fires.

Date: 2016-12-04 11:25 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (Default)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
[Cue evil laughter. With Faith, you never know.]

Depends what room I'm in. Might be I only get the chance to save Crow.

Date: 2016-12-04 11:54 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (a sinless child of god)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Yep. Crow.

[What?]

Date: 2016-12-04 11:59 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (Default)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
C R O W. Crow

:)

glorious lmao

Date: 2016-12-05 11:08 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (easier after orgasm #4)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Do you know any other Crow? :P

Crow sleeps in a little bed in my room! Comes and goes through the window whenever he likes. I can't account for the feathers in your mug, I'm not in the house all the time! He's a free bird, does what he wants, real sweetheart. Love him to death and back!

Date: 2016-12-06 04:16 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (come over)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Really? Because I did. A few months ago

Date: 2016-12-09 09:46 pm (UTC)
avephoenix: (that could get awkward)
From: [personal profile] avephoenix
Well that's nice and all, but it's not me you should tell that to, it's him!

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